Married... with Children

In this pilot we meet Al and Peg Bundy, a very dysfunctional Chicago family. In the pilot, Al and Peg, who have no friends, meet their new neighbors Steve and Marcy Rhoades. Steve and Marcy are a very happily married couple until they learn from the Bundys.

In the second season opener, the Bundys go to a sleazy, dumpy motel in Dumpwater Florida. Trouble head their way when an axe murderer, who hates tourists, arrives.

In the third season opener, Al learns that he has had a copy of "The Little Engine That Could" since 1957 and when he goes to return it, he finds the same fat librarian that was there in 1957.

Marcy's dead aunt's ashes end up in the Labor Day hamburgers.

The Bundys get stuck in traffic on Labor Day.

Marcy and Peggy discover they are both pregnant, to Jefferson's joy and Al's horror.

Al is shocked about having another kid when Peggy's relatives leave their five-year-old son Seven in the Bundy home.

When Al and Peggy go to a basketball game, Peggy switches seats with Al and her seat is chosen for a $10,000 free throw contest.

After finding a box of old shoes, Al and Jefferson turn the shoe store into a 70's themed retro shoe store.

Al is excited when Bud decides to move out, but a bit disappointed when Bud moves back in to the basement, and even more horrified when Peg's mother comes to live with them after splitting up with Peg's father.

The neighbors take refuge from a twister.