Cher

1. Cher opens the show with ""Let Me Entertain You"" and a monologue about being thrilled to be back on TV. 2. Elton performs ""Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds"" 3. ""Life With Laverne"" -- Laverne (Cher) runs into old friend Geraldine Jones (Flip) at their high school class reunion. 4. Cher sings ""All In Love Is Fair"" 5. Pitchwoman Donna Jean Brodine (Cher) demonstrates the ""brick-omatic"", a device used for smashing everything from watches to photographs. 6. ""Trashy Ladies"" -- Cher and Bette camp it up in a medley of songs that were written about trashy ladies with shady pasts, including: ""I Wish I Could Shimmy Like My Sister Kate"", ""Tangerine"", ""Lulu's Back In Town"", ""Put the Blame On Mame"", ""Minnie the Moocher"", ""Rose Of Washington Square"" and ""Sweet Georgia Brown."" 7. Cher appears during a brief commercial blackout singing ""What Kind Of Fool Am I?"" 8. ""Saturday Night"" -- Cher returns home after an evening out with a loser and delivers a monologue about her life as a single. 9. Cher and Elt

1. Cher opens the show with a medley of ""Where You Lead"" and ""How Sweet It Is (To Be Loved By You)"", followed by a monologue about her summer vacation. 2. ""The Recording Session"" -- A very demanding record producer (Bill) interrupts Cher and The Muppets while they're trying to cut an album. 3. Tom Smothers sing ""Smoke Gets In Your Eyes"" 4. Bill is cast as a hustler of bargain nose jobs, trying to find his way into Cher's dressing room. 5. Cher sings ""Send In the Clowns"" 6. The Smothers Brothers perform ""Yo-Yo Man"" 7. Cher and the Muppet Sweetums sing ""Something"" 8. ""The Pain Game"" -- Cher and Tom Smothers portray contestants in a game show where the losers are stiffly penalized. 9. ""Shape Up, America"" -- The entire cast takes part in the grand finale, a series of comedy vignettes about physical fitness. 10. Cher closes the show.