Spooner's Patch

Spooner isn't amused when the inscription 'Spooner's Pigsty' is daubed on the noticeboard; or when Constable Bulsover drives straight into his superior's car.

Spooner indulges in some naughty frolics with the wife of a convicted criminal, not realising that he's due for imminent release.

Daily mundanities and a vanload of drunken Scotsmen conspire to keep Spooner from watching a key football match.