Frisky Dingo

Killface, supervillain extraordinaire and loving father, has just begun his quest to destroy the world by smashing it into the sun using the Annihilatrix, a massive jet engine. However, due to construction cost overruns, he is unable to strike terror into the hearts of the populace about his nefarious scheme, and must rely on a direct mailing campaign.

A year after Simon started the Annihilatrix, Killface is working on getting elected president. The Annihilatrix did the complete opposite of what Killface intended and pushed the Earth three feet away from the sun, completely ruling out global warming.