Thunderbolts*

It was alright I guess. I laughed a few times, but no crying. Surprisingly did not notice the long running time, so couldn't have been that bad. You can put this ham on your face if you need to kill 3 hours and want to stay up to date with the Marvel universe.

Had a fantastic time with this movie. Its witty, entertaining and yet so touching at the same time and serious with human things that really matter. Must watch!

Homelander is black, baby. Just kidding. He makes people depressed and gives them eternal life in their safe space instead of laser eye slaughter. His black face represents negative emotion! Honestly, I'd be fine to sit in the basement watching TV and playing video games as my dad yelled through the window how I am wasting my life and it's such a nice day outside. Never aging, cutting the lawn, getting skin cancer, missing that catch in little league. Make Homelander black again. The twist is everyone sucks worse than their counterpart. I thought this movie would suck worse than watching 3 shitty Captain Americas, 1 sexy Nightcrawler and 1 young Black Widow fight crime. But, they support crime while they support each other to face their personal failures and find redemption through positive action! Elaine does well as Vought CEO, the humour well integrated and enough things happen to fill the run time which is short in comparison. I hope you don't read this glowing review before watching because it is due in part to incredibly low expectations, 3 hour run time and a lot of absorbed negativity.