Things

Things

1989
★★☆☆☆ 3.8/10
⏱️ 84 minutes
📅 Released
🌐 EN
Horror
An impotent husband with a fanatical desire to father children, forces his wife to undergo a dangerous experiment. This results in the birth of a multitude of monstrous THINGS.

Where to Watch (US)

Stream

Night Flight Plus
FlixFling
Eternal Family
Troma NOW

Rent

Amazon Video
FlixFling

Buy

Amazon Video
FlixFling

Cast

Amber Lynn
Amber Lynn
Reporter
Barry J. Gillis
Barry J. Gillis
Don Drake
Bruce Roach
Bruce Roach
Fred Horton
Doug Bunston
Doug Bunston
Doug Drake
Jan W. Pachul
Jan W. Pachul
Dr. Lucas
Patricia Sadler
Patricia Sadler
Susan Drake

User Reviews

Tourma
## What. Just...what? Lots of "in"s in this movie. Inexplicable, Inchereant, intolerable, the list goes on. Even Rifftrax can't make it tolerable. The blurb makes it sound like a cheap *Evil Dead* knockoff. The 2x4 Rami mounted their camera on has more acting talent than anyone in this movie. Amber's half-assing it, though she does have a whole ass to give for better productions. There is video proof of that at least.
March 5, 2025

Crew

Director
Andrew Jordan
Writer
Andrew Jordan, Barry J. Gillis
Producer
Barry J. Gillis, Andrew Jordan, Lorrinda Collins

Production

Left Field Productions

Keywords

monsterexperimentpregnancygoreporn stargiant insectchainsawparasitecanuxploitationfemale reporter