We'll Never Have Paris
2014
⏱️ 89 minutes
📅 Released
🌐 EN
ComedyRomance
Quinn, a neurotic man, is diagnosed with a harmless eye condition and soon after his life spirals out of control. He second-guesses his plans to propose to his longtime girlfriend, Devon, after his beautiful coworker, Kelsey, confesses that she has a crush on him. After a conversation with his best friend, Jameson, he clumsily tries to explain his doubts to Devon, but his possible proposal turns into a break-up. When Devon flees to Paris, he follows her in a last-ditch effort to win back "the one."
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Decent watch, probably won't watch again, and can't recommend.
I like Simon Helberg as an actor, but there is so little about this character that makes me care about him at all. And I like Melanie Lynskey, as an actor, and she's pretty too, but with Maggie Grace and her character, even from his perspective, it doesn't make any sense why there is a story here at all, he should just be with Kelsey.
I'll digress a bit, but he's just the embodiment of problems, and she's just using time invested as an excuse to keep torturing herself with a relationship she finds taxing with little benefit. Most of the movie is about how they're scared they've both sheltered themselves too much and might be making a mistake. It seems like they go and prove themselves right, and still come to an obvious and stereotypical conclusion.
None of this should be spoilers, it's a very blatant formulaic "break up because I want to know what else is out there" cliche of a movie, with all the standard features.
I'm not going to say you're wasting your time on this, but I will say that there are probably better movies out there to watch.
September 20, 2020
Crew
Director
Jocelyn Towne, Simon Helberg
Writer
Simon Helberg
Producer
Marc Platt, Daniel Wagner, Zülfikar Güzelgün
Production
Bifrost Pictures, The Bridge Finance Company, E2B Capital, H3 Films, K5 International, Dog-Eared Pictures, Orion Pictures
Keywords
new york citymarriage proposalparis, franceprovencesarcasmfloristbased on true storyhypochondriacfear of commitmentcrush